Apple has been arsing about with peaches, it seems: http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2016/11/peach-emoji-restored-to-natural-beauty-after-outcry-from-arse-activists/
Rereading a space opera series of 8 Kindle books, I came upon a section which referred to an elderly design of freighter spacecraft. In the book it's an ED-4, quite clearly chosen as it's one better than the DC-3; just as HAL-9000 was one better than IBM.
That worked out well. To avoid a clash with a committee meeting & a volunteer charity food parcel delivery next week, I rescheduled it by swapping delivery dates with another volunteer. Just got the call from the society member who I'd have assisted, she said there were no clients requiring help tonight. So that's it for that mob until just before Christmas.