If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.

Dunno why I pay these bastards. My ISP is down, fortunately I have plenty of data available from my Lumia 1520's shared plan.

The sound part of the bell is an adjunct, indeed the wee beastie has quickly learned how to move without making a sound from it.
The outside access door (cut into the laundry door) has a magnetically activated catch to prevent other cats getting inside for a free feed. But because Mittens managed to lose the existing magnet, I've had to improvise this solution.

Fixed the cat collar magnet issue. Bought a bell for the collar & opened it up, removed the ”pea” and inserted three small but powerful cube magnet before squeezing the opening shut again. Still works as a bell, too.

Hybrid genetics?

Diet Day one report: I've removed all the "bad" food from my refrigerator.

It was delicious.

A good friend was a very heavy baby. He now stands at 6'7".

I've asked my girlfriend to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub.

She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.

When snails fight, do they slug it out?

I just bought a new U2 Sat Nav.
I've had to take it back though.

The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!