The sound part of the bell is an adjunct, indeed the wee beastie has quickly learned how to move without making a sound from it.
The outside access door (cut into the laundry door) has a magnetically activated catch to prevent other cats getting inside for a free feed. But because Mittens managed to lose the existing magnet, I've had to improvise this solution.

Fixed the cat collar magnet issue. Bought a bell for the collar & opened it up, removed the ”pea” and inserted three small but powerful cube magnet before squeezing the opening shut again. Still works as a bell, too.

Hybrid genetics?

Diet Day one report: I've removed all the "bad" food from my refrigerator.

It was delicious.

A good friend was a very heavy baby. He now stands at 6'7".

I've asked my girlfriend to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub.

She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.

When snails fight, do they slug it out?

I just bought a new U2 Sat Nav.
I've had to take it back though.

The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!

The first rule of Suspense Club is

Some Egyptian bloke just pulled up in a BMW, beeped his horn and bared his naked arse out of the window.

Toot and car moon!