@matigo I was going past the store on my way to a meeting so I left early.
It's the waiting that gets to me. I'm expecting the Apple Store to send me an email in 3 days saying my iMac is ready for pickup. Such anticipation!
Found a box of Viagra last night.
Bloody things didn't work
Turns out they're past their swell by date.
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three.
A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
I made the mistake of asking Siri "What do women want?"
My iPhone's not stopped talking for three days.