Fixed the cat collar magnet issue. Bought a bell for the collar & opened it up, removed the ”pea” and inserted three small but powerful cube magnet before squeezing the opening shut again. Still works as a bell, too.

Hybrid genetics?

Diet Day one report: I've removed all the "bad" food from my refrigerator.

It was delicious.

A good friend was a very heavy baby. He now stands at 6'7".

I've asked my girlfriend to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub.

She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.

When snails fight, do they slug it out?

I just bought a new U2 Sat Nav.
I've had to take it back though.

The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!

The first rule of Suspense Club is

Some Egyptian bloke just pulled up in a BMW, beeped his horn and bared his naked arse out of the window.

Toot and car moon!

I must try this: encrypting USB drives in Sierra. https://youtu.be/jSQIIuJ-ZS4
Macmost videos are such treasures.