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Does anyone know how long you cook these "boil in the bag fish" that you win at the fun fair?

Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried wiping their arse with an iPad.

How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England & head west.

For most of the 1990s, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone were dubbed into German by the same actor

I'm in a band called "Dyslexia"

We've just released our greatest shit album!

Interviewer: "So how long were you employed in your last job?"

Candidate: "I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills."

There's a new razor designed for dyslexics.

It's the best thing since sliced beard.

I told myself I should stop drinking…

But I’m not about to listen to some drunk who talks to himself.

It's so cold and windy outside I've just seen a politician with his hands in his own pockets.