For most of the 1990s, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone were dubbed into German by the same actor

I'm in a band called "Dyslexia"

We've just released our greatest shit album!

Interviewer: "So how long were you employed in your last job?"

Candidate: "I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills."

There's a new razor designed for dyslexics.

It's the best thing since sliced beard.

I told myself I should stop drinking…

But I’m not about to listen to some drunk who talks to himself.

It's so cold and windy outside I've just seen a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

A baby’s laughter can be the most beautiful sound you will ever hear.

Unless it’s 3am.
And you’re home alone.
And you don’t have a baby.

If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.

Dunno why I pay these bastards. My ISP is down, fortunately I have plenty of data available from my Lumia 1520's shared plan.

The sound part of the bell is an adjunct, indeed the wee beastie has quickly learned how to move without making a sound from it.
The outside access door (cut into the laundry door) has a magnetically activated catch to prevent other cats getting inside for a free feed. But because Mittens managed to lose the existing magnet, I've had to improvise this solution.