@joanna Have some coriander instead!
// @jws
Saw a news item that mentioned a particular football player. Thought his name was somewhat familiar, it was. His grandfather was my first boss.
@hybotics Do you have any anti-inflammatories? That's how I fixed my own hip pain two weeks ago.
@ukhaiku There was no safe place to pull over, steep winding road. Plus I was all shook up & anxious, trembling.
Still a bit shook up after the collision. And bloody angry at cunts who don't keep their critters under control.
Latest annoyance: wandering stock on rural roads. 15 minutes ago I hit a cow or horse or maybe even a deer, I never stopped to find out. Negligible damage to the car, not enough to make an insurance claim. I've done more damage driving thru deep potholes.
AgileBits IS NOT forcing 1Password data to live in the Cloud. http://tidbits.com/article/17341. Ergo, I'm not changing to another service. It's only an issue for Windows users with 1Password 6.
It's pun-ishment time!
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.
It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.
I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forget how it goes.
Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.
A quarter-acre of undeveloped land may not seem like much to some people, but to me it's a lot.
There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They are called velcrows.
My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.