Cat presented me with another dead mouse, this one a juvenile critter. I found it by stepping on it while barefooted. There was a odd bony crunching sound and an unpleasant squelch between my toes. I washed that foot most thoroughly!
Folk have rediscovered the benefits of full-fat milk products and production hasn’t increased sufficiently to overcome the butter shortage. Bakeries either use a mix of butter & margarine with a flavour reduction or use imported butter & increase the cost.
There’s a nation-wide butter shortage, I noticed when the price of ghee increased by 67%. So it’s back to beef dripping for cooking my chips.
@literary Yes, Yawp can mostly do that: the current build has lost the ability to set up a Twitter account, though, because of the way iOS 11 works with Twitter/Farceb0rk. @paulyhedral says he’s aware of the issue
Just as I’m recovering from inflamed tendons in one foot, I’m struck down by gout in the other foot, at the base of the big toe. Hitting it with another 5-day dose of Prednisolone.
An ignorant councillor wants to vote against the city urinal project. The Mayor called for a break and the oaf was told what a urinal was. They put the project to the vote which passed unanimously. Then the old duffer called out “I move we install some of them arsenals as well.”
I found a wallet today, and as a good Christian I thought…
'What would Jesus do?'
So I turned it into wine.