A waitress screamed "Does anyone know CPR?"
I shouted "Hell, I know the whole alphabet!"
Everyone laughed..
Well everyone except this one guy.
I work in a library and this guy came up to me and asked, “Do you have a bookmark?”
“Of course,” I replied, indicating the packed shelves, “We have thousands. By the way, my name’s Pete.”
There’s a thin line between a numerator and denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
People who think introverts don't like to talk have apparently never cracked one open.
@kdfrawg Just by using Fahrenheit you automatically get more degrees to play with than we users of the metric system.
Time to improvise. Found some disposable gloves, filled two with water & tied off the ends. They’re chilling now along with one of Mum’s wheat heat packs which usually go OK when chilled in a freezer.
Took a frozen gel pack out of my freezer intending to use it here at Mum’s place later in the morning. It’s 12:40 am now & I’m already experiencing some ankle pain. Mum uses fresh veggies, so there’s no frozen peas. No gel packs either.
@sumudu When considering such a machine the hardest choice will be which colour to buy!
// @kdfrawg