The Internet has become too politically correct
What’s all this nonsense about disabled cookies?
In my day they were called broken biscuits.
The boss of a paint company has died of hypothermia whilst trekking across the Antarctic.
Medics say he needed a second coat.
I said to the doctor:
“The older I get, the more I spread gossip.”
He said: “That’s Rumourtism.”
Slashed open the tip of the middle finger of my dominant right hand. This makes using the trackpad on the MacBook Air rather awkward as the dressings don't register on the trackpad as skin. A carelessly discarded safety razor blade was the culprit.
I bought 3 bottles of Vimto https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vimto syrup at the start of the year from a Middle Eastern grocery outlet, one of two of the same company. They had none at the closer of the two outlets. Today, the position was reversed. The shop with Vimto in stock was the one that had none last time.
Much pain & angst today’s. Lower lumbar region of the back is one big ache. Ankle still isn’t right. Osteoarthritis in the knee makes it stiff & sore.