The US Constitution contains 4,543 words, none of which are Jesus, Christianity or the Bible.
@phoneboy The Chief Justice of the Western Australian Family Court was not permitted to be involved in my nephew’s divorce. Mainly because he was the then wife’s father.
// @matigo
Let’s all move to Queensland!
most of that large state are expecting a significant rainfall event over the next few days. Queensland rain: State to be hit with 10 months of rain in days. https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/queensland-rain-state-to-be-hit-with-10-months-of-rain-in-days/news-story/11ba92d1f3fb3b20d7f71f3656101f51
Gamera is really neat;
He is filled with turtle meat ;
We all love you Gameraaaaa!
Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation. Data is trapped in an addictive game called ioquake3 but they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.
@matigo The speaker quality on the M1 MacBook Air is surprisingly good, especially the stereo separation. In my main bedroom I have a stereo pair on HomePod Minis, one on each side of the bed. So choosing to listen to music through the HomePods & the built-in speakers can be very pleasant.
NICKNAMES FOR WORKMATES IN AUSTRALIA
Wicket keeper: puts on gloves and stands back.
Harvey Norman: 3 years no interest.
Sensor light: only works if someone walks past.
Noodles: thinks all jobs take 2 minutes.
Blister: appears when the hard work is done.
Showbag: full of shit.
Lantern: not very bright and has to be carried.
Deck chair: always folds under pressure.
Perth: 3 hours behind everyone else.
G-spot: you can never find him.
Bushranger: holds everyone up.
Wheelbarrow: only works when he's pushed.
Limo: carries about 8 people.
Cordless: charges all night but only works for 2 hours.
@matigo In September last year a friend & his wife were stuck in Alice Springs in Australia’s Northern Territory, trying with a original iPhone SE & iPad Mini to negotiate COVID conditions online for access into the neighbouring state of Western Australia. Their issue was the fumble-finger faults with using such tiny keyboards. So they went hunting in various computer & electrical stores for a suitable external keyboard, until finding at their very last shop (an office supply place) a new M1 MacBook Air.
This was the answer to their prayers.
@matigo There’s an app for that: check out remote Mouse: I sometimes use an iPad or the iPhone as a trackpad or keyboard it the real items need their batteries charged.