@matigo Or in Donald’s case, very effluent.
Whenever faced with some great crisis,
Racial, hurricane or Isis,
Donald always did the same,
He looked for someone else to blame.
On he raged, the little ranter,
Brain of butter, face like Fanta,
Tweeting ignorance and hate,
Until, alas, it was too late.
Don called Kim the Rocket Man,
Not because of his nuclear plan,
He simply couldn't tell which one,
Was Kim Jong-un and El-tun Jon.
Donald loves to take vacations,
In relatively unknown nations,
And so he visits, when he can,
Nambia and Covfefestan.
Donald lied and lied and lied,
So #TakeTheKnee! the people cried,
And thus he managed with great ease,
To bring the country to its knees.
Two weeks ago I returned my extended-range computer/reading multi-focal glasses to have a missing lens replaced. I’d heard nothing from the optometrist but went in today to check the progress. They had arrived earlier & were still unpacked.
@kdfrawg I then made a screen recording of the process & put it into iCloud storage. Theoretically, the following is a link to view it: https://www.icloud.com/iclouddrive/0cUSd3nnIGFW6ZbfdHO8rfGg#MapsContacts
This is clever. I had Apple Maps & Contacts apps open on the iPad in split screen. Selecting a contact & dragging it to the Maps app, the contact's address was displayed in Maps.
My wife asked me what funeral we should have for her mother. Burial or cremation?
"Both. Just to be sure," I replied.
What's the difference between a sewing machine and a big boobed lady jogging?
A sewing machine only has one bobbin.
If I was a plastic surgeon…
I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant.
DiskMakerX 7 is now available: use it; your downloaded & saved High Sierra installer & an 8 GB USB drive to create a bootable High Sierra Installer.
So now I have to adjust the clocks in my car, kitchen & loungeroom forward one hour. I HATE daylight savings time.