Don’t get that offer every day. Orders of Sugru greater than £15 value get a 40% discount. Which means my order totalling £30 including delivery comes to just under £20.

2017-10-04T16:11:04Z

Imagine being naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you!

This is the life of a dog.

2017-10-04T13:14:10Z

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car…

2017-10-04T13:07:44Z

I'm not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?

2017-10-04T13:06:29Z

I've just lost my mood ring.

I'm not really sure how I feel about this.

2017-10-04T13:05:52Z

Female wanted; must have own pub.

Apply with Inn.

2017-10-04T13:05:07Z

I sound my barbaric #yawp over the roofs of the world.

2017-10-04T13:04:56Z

Allegedly such experiences have been prevalent since Lion, but I never struck such before.

2017-10-04T10:22:00Z

2017-10-04 at 20.41

2017-10-04T09:42:03Z

The folk at Pocket just can't seem to get this High Sierra caper right.

2017-10-04 at 20.16

2017-10-04T09:18:45Z