Almost 0230. Quite unable to sleep. Can’t figure out why is not happens.

I didn't quite understand the process, so I queried the original Tweeter. He and another helpful fellow supplied the process & the pic.

This is most interesting, I believe.
I knew some of these Mobile Safari long-press tricks but not all ten.
https://9to5mac.com/2017/10/04/tips-and-tricks-ten-safari-long-press-shortcuts-for-iphone-and-ipad/

Not an extension, but this: If you use Google Chrome, go to

chrome://flags/#autoplay-policy

and set it to "Document user activation is required."

chromefix

I found it on Twitter yesterday.

Eventually retrieved item from post office: it's a USB 3.1-to-SATA adaptor cable that lets me operate an elderly external SSD at twice the read/write speed as USB3.0-to-SATA interface. I already had the capability of such a connection speed, but it needed a Thunderbolt 3-to-Thunderbolt 2 adaptor plus a Thunderbolt 1-to-SATA interface & a Thunderbolt 1 cable. This is much less fiddly.

I shall be registering a complaint with the postal people. Delivery attempted yesterday at 1045, according to the text message they sent me this morning at 0848. Tracking of parcels said it was waiting collection at the post office. They didn’t even fucking TRY to deliver it today.

A bunch of USB sticks totalling 48 GB went missing in July, thought I’d looked “everywhere.” Clearly not the case, I’ve just found them still attached to a lanyard in a zipped compartment in a computer bag.

MUM!!!

I'm being called gay in school.

Who is calling you that son?

A bunch of cute boys.

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

I went to the doctor with hearing problems.

He said "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said "Homer’s a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair."