I bought a massive fish from the supermarket yesterday, and when I got home I found out that all its insides were missing.

Gutted.

The world according to Cohen, L:
“And Jesus was a sailor when he walked upon the water
And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower
And when he knew for certain only drowning men could see him
He said all men will be sailors then until the sea shall free them
But he himself was broken, long before the sky would open
Forsaken, almost human, he sank beneath your wisdom like a stone.”

I found a pouch of very low calorie diet vegetarian curry deep in the back of the food cupboard during a clean-out. It says to serve with 100 grams of cooked basmati rice. It just so happens I have basmati rice so I've cooked up a small batch in my favourite manner: par-boil it the finish it off in the steamer basket.

I have created a Sierra & a High Sierra (for Fusion & HDs only) DiskWarrior Recovery USB drive & was trying to work out how to do one for El Capitan & earlier Macs. The answer is simple: use the DW Recovery Maker app on the 2008 MacBook Pro that I keep at my mother's place. It runs El Capitan so that'll sort itself out.

Don’t get that offer every day. Orders of Sugru greater than £15 value get a 40% discount. Which means my order totalling £30 including delivery comes to just under £20.

Imagine being naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you!

This is the life of a dog.

What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car…

I'm not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?

I've just lost my mood ring.

I'm not really sure how I feel about this.

Female wanted; must have own pub.

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