When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
@jussipekonen My 2022 Replay list has a lot of Antti Martikainen, Alan Parsons, Mike Oldfield, Mean Mary, Avi Kaplan and Mason Williams content. Mostly Martikainen & Parsons, though.
@variablepulserate In this case the handlebar isn't long enough to reach the seat stem.
// @matigo
@matigo Sort of. That park is easily accessible on the big scooter I inherited from my late mother. But there is a former quarry four suburbs that's been set up as a botanic park. This one has been difficult for me but now I can carry a mobility scooter in the car, it's somewhat life-changing.
Modular mobility scooter purchased. It comes as six components, weighing just under 50 kg total, a bit under one third of that is the two 18 Ah lead-acid batteries. Those bits are shopping basket, seat, drive unit, front chassis, battery box and charger. The one the shop go in for me has orange coloured highlights.
The new commander in Iraq hears that a Scottish regiment has a specialised field hospital that's doing fantastic things with the troops. He wants to know what is so special about the place, so he arranges a tour.
When he gets to the ward, it's full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness. He's perplexed, so goes up to the first bed and greets the soldier there.
The patient replies:
"Fair fa your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin race,
Aboon them a ye take yer place,
Painch, tripe or thairm,
As langs my airm."
The general is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient.
That soldier responds:
"Some hae meat an canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat an we can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit."
Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the commander moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:
"Wee sleekit, cowerin, timorous beasty,
O the panic in thy breasty,
Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
Wi bickering brattle."
Now seriously troubled, the general turns to the accompanying doctor and asks, "Is this a psychiatric ward?"
"No, not at all," replies the doctor. "This is the Serious Burns Unit."
He's making a list,
He's checking it twice.
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
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