@variablepulserate I have two free tier Zoom accounts, one I use for general conferencing & the other for testing of methods & processes. The second account has a picture of a standing albatros as its avatar & the account is in the name of Albert Ross.
// @hazardwarning
Was wondering why my car had developed a rattling sound from the luggage area. It’s a small hatchback, almost ten years old & has covered almost 210,000 km. The rattle only started today.
Soon worked it out: the forearm crutch that’s normally situated immediately behind the front seats was in the luggage area, jammed in diagonally and vibrating against the hard plastic of the tailgate.
The US Constitution contains 4,543 words, none of which are Jesus, Christianity or the Bible.
@phoneboy The Chief Justice of the Western Australian Family Court was not permitted to be involved in my nephew’s divorce. Mainly because he was the then wife’s father.
// @matigo
Let’s all move to Queensland!
most of that large state are expecting a significant rainfall event over the next few days. Queensland rain: State to be hit with 10 months of rain in days. https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/queensland-rain-state-to-be-hit-with-10-months-of-rain-in-days/news-story/11ba92d1f3fb3b20d7f71f3656101f51
Gamera is really neat;
He is filled with turtle meat ;
We all love you Gameraaaaa!
Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation. Data is trapped in an addictive game called ioquake3 but they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.
@matigo The speaker quality on the M1 MacBook Air is surprisingly good, especially the stereo separation. In my main bedroom I have a stereo pair on HomePod Minis, one on each side of the bed. So choosing to listen to music through the HomePods & the built-in speakers can be very pleasant.
NICKNAMES FOR WORKMATES IN AUSTRALIA
Wicket keeper: puts on gloves and stands back.
Harvey Norman: 3 years no interest.
Sensor light: only works if someone walks past.
Noodles: thinks all jobs take 2 minutes.
Blister: appears when the hard work is done.
Showbag: full of shit.
Lantern: not very bright and has to be carried.
Deck chair: always folds under pressure.
Perth: 3 hours behind everyone else.
G-spot: you can never find him.
Bushranger: holds everyone up.
Wheelbarrow: only works when he's pushed.
Limo: carries about 8 people.
Cordless: charges all night but only works for 2 hours.