Scumbag bastards.

It's a weight comparison.

We buried Dad 14 years ago on this day. A family friend and leader of the municipal band stood off to one side at the end of the ceremony at the cemetery and played the Last Post on his trumpet. So haunting and yet so beautiful and peaceful.

My tea supplier has published a tea/coffee caffeine comparison chart on their website. Their strongest tea has about 10% more caffeine than instant coffee but well under 50% that of espresso.

Relationships are like a deck of cards: they start with a diamond & two hearts and at the end the partners are looking for a club & a spade.

SERVING SIZE SUGGESTION:
0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34…

•Looks at front of spaghetti box•

"Oh damn, I accidentally got Fibognocchi pasta."

OK, so my new hot water system can heat 26 litres per minute vs the old one's 16 litres per minute. Tomorrow I'll increase the water pressure at the water meter tap out the front. Then I'll be able to utilise the massage/pulse settings of the showerhead more effectively.

Personally, the worst 2016/69 combination was my dear cousin's wife. Back in July she was feeling unwell one evening and went for a lie down on the couch. Sometime in the next five hours she had a heart attack & never woke up.

And another 340ml cup of hot tea (not Earl Grey) is disposed of in double-quick time.