@skematica I was given such a job back in 1986, it was an F350 light truck. Great wide horror of a thing with a detuned petrol engine from the local Falcon car range. This thing got 9 miles per gallon on petrol and 6mpg on LPG. Evil personified and with a wider turning circle than a train.
// @matigo @streakmachine
Siri, should be able to detect that I have everything set for 24-hr time. So when zi ask for a 2:30 alarm, DON'T FUCKEN SET ONE FOR 14:30! Cunt of a thing.
Near neighbours are fucken partying again with dubious tinny-sounding "music" and tasteless inebriated squealing. Reason for celebration: it's Australia Day, which I maintain, should be held on the 8th of May.
As in May 8, pronounced "maate."
@matigo I haven't had good fish 'n' chips for about 8 hours……
// @bazbt3 @skematica
Colonel Thomas Davey, Lieutenant Governor of the colony of Van Diemen's Land (Tasmania) from 1813 to 1817 invented a cocktail called Blow My Skull. It consisted of two pints of boiling water, a pint of rum & ½ a pint of brandy.
David Hunt, in "True Girt," the Unauthorised History Of Australia, Volume two, writes: "Davey would drink anything, as long as it had been brewed, distilled, fermented or drained from the bladder of a hobo sleeping rough outside an unguarded methylated spirits factory."
He also writes: "The twin gods of Inebriation & Irony had smiled on Thomas his entire life, as he was born to a woman named Temperance Wynes."
Take it easy on the caffeine & watch your decimal points! Students 'given dose equivalent to 300 coffees' in botched test. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jan/25/students-caffeine-newcastle-crown-court-northumbria