Pig-ignorant dumb shits. Whilst perusing Apple News I stumbled upon an article showing how to reset a user's password on a MacBook Air or MacBook Pro running Sierra.
Stupid goathumpers! The process is identical for ANY Mac running Sierra.

They are a fine bunch. Just announced their 100th show, too.

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Take one TwelveSouth Hi-Rise, one iPad Mini in a Logitech case, some PVC tape & a few Meccano bits, and voila! A stable bracket to stop the iPad wobbling.

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Dear @HPSupport, this 'Laser Jet' you sold me can neither fly nor shoot lasers. If anything, I'd say it's more like a 'Printer'. Not happy.

One of my friends at the Men's Shed used to have a country property 17 km from the shed, it used to take him 18 minutes to cover that distance. He sold that place & built a new house in an urban area 42 km from the shed. His trip is only 10 minutes extra each way cos ⅔ of the trip is freeway and fast arterial roads.

Last time I drove more than 1000km over three days with my mother & our required gear my car averaged 49 miles per imperial gallon, thus was in winter with the A/C running about 60% of the time to clear the condensation from inside the windscreen.
I've just filled up after a silar trip with tne same luggage & passenger, this time in temperatures exceeding 40°C, with the A/C running full-time. Fuel consumption; the same: 49 mpg. Not bad at all.

Carrier so fucking "generous." I can apply $29 of my credit to an international roaming allowance valid for 30 days. My $29 buys me 100 MB. One fucken hundred MB. HOW ABOUT A DOSE OF DOWNLOAD DATA REALITY, FUCKHEADS?

Anyone use CleanMyMac? Well, next time it's actually cleaning, check the app switcher (⌘ tab). You'll see the wiper blade moving.

Missed opportunity! Just read an online article about toilets fitted with motion sensors. Disappointed to read further that soft coloured lights illuminate the toilet bowl when a body of sufficient size approaches it. Just a plain old IR detector.

Not a proper "motion detecting toilet" at all.