I sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

Collective noun: An intrusion of journalists.

As distinct from jacking yourself in the regular manner?

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Fucken Macworld Digital. Cunts sent me an email saying the April edition was available. But there's no sign of it it the very app they recommend for viewing it.

Fuckwitz.

#NowPlaying Eric Bogle: Never Again/Remember https://itun.es/au/Pvxwy

When I transferred the SIM card from the old iPad to the new one, I couldn't get the SIM tray out of the old one with the Apple SIM removal tool. It just wouldn't engage the mechanism. So I used the Lumia 1520 SIM tool. That worked.

like an iPad

If the laptop shell is thick enough a Mac Mini will fit?

Four days, 12 hours and 35 minutes after being ordered online my new iPad has been delivered. In Australia, from China.