Slathering triethanolamine salicylate arthritis cream all over my sore knee.

My arthritic left knee has been a sea of PAIN all day today. Won't fully bend or straighten and pain meds don't work.

An ex-Sri Lankan fellow I used to work with used basmati rice exclusively. It was par-boiled then steamed for ten minutes to finish off.

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TIL not to use crunchy peanut butter when mixing peanut & honey. The nut remnants take up the honey and lose their crunchiness.

The old fan heater (when it last worked) was used in my mother's caravan because it was exceptionally quiet. My brother then bought the van from her and insisted on using a noisy old fan heater in its place. I've never established why this was a logical choice. I'm the only family member who's inherited Dad's electrical tinkering skills. The rest of the family are electrical idiots.
Example: two of them couldn't get Mum's favourite reading lamp to work so they threw it out, claiming the switch or the bulb base was crook.
Not so, turns out the halogen bulb they took out of its little box was blown. Fortunately the rubbish hadn't been collected when I arrived and I rebuilt it.

Take one dead 20+ year old fan heater & cut off its 2.8 metre-long power cable. Then unscrew the base of the newer fan heater & remove its 1.6 metre power cable, replacing it with the one from the old heater. Easy fix.

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

Just used the official Mac Twitter app for the first time in years. I needed to save a search & no other method worked.

When I got home last night I swapped the iPad into a superior case with a fixed cover. Better safe than sorry.

I dropped my new iPad yesterday, face down onto concrete, I was left holding the smart cover. Fortunately it was smooth concrete and it was in an iPad Air case, with securing clips standing proud of the screen. Those clips took the full impact. #phew