I saw Michael J Fox at a garden centre the other day. Recognised him straight away, he had his back to the fuchsias.
"Hello, it's Mike from Telstra headquarters," insisted a person with a very definite Indian/Sri Lankan accent.
"Telstra headquarters‽" I exclaimed. "Yes……" he tried to continue. "Wow!" says I. "I've never had a call from Telstra HQ! Not even when I worked for them for 31 fucking years! Fuck off!"
Then I hung up the phone.
Almost 6 am, I have managed a reasonable amount of sleep without gastric reflux or nasal congestion interruption.
Damn. A return bout of dermatitis on my hands. This means a minimum of four digits with bandaids in five affected areas.
A young lad from Bombay,
On a slow boat to China one day
Was attacked at the tiller
By a sex-starved gorilla.
And China is such a long way.
Taking lots of antacids. Have to sit or stand for 30 minutes before bed for them to start working. #Ørk