I was going to post a really funny joke, but ottokorrupt ruined the lunchtime.
Hello you've reached my voice mail.
Please leave your name, number and a damn good reason why this conversation couldn't be done over text.
How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?
Ask them to pronounce unionised.
One of the boys in my English class has bought a Harry Potter replica wand.
I find this ironic, as he's dyslexic, and therefore can't spell
I told myself I should stop drinking…
But I’m not about to listen to some drunk who talks to himself.
Just seen that there's a nudist convention on in town next week…
Might go if I've got nothing on.
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but left because it was just one ting after another.
About a month ago this MBA was having trouble with Safari, would take at least 31 bounces in the dock before it opened, unless I used another app to clear Safari's cache.
This morning Safari totally refused to work at all.
This was a worry but a restart fixed the problem.
It was three minutes after the time various apps assured me was sunrise that Night Shift decided to deactivate.