How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? If it'd been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
An Arkansas state trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver asks, "'Bout what?"
Bought some Angus beef dripping today, since I couldn't get to the shop that sells ghee. Unlike regular dripping, this stuff is a pale yellow, very like ghee. Smells nothing like it when cooking, though.
Computer glasses not fixable. But they were only 6 months old & carried a 2-yr warranty. New frames, old lenses.
Headed off on a shopping expedition. Then at about ½ distance realised I was too tired for mor driving & headed home. Just as well, got a call from the optometrist: computer glasses are ready for collection.
Spotted a current model 27-in 5k iMac in a pawnshop today. Very high spec, 4GHz i7, 16 GB RAM, 2 TB Fusion drive plus keyboard & mouse. It was $1500 less than the new price of $4300. It's still there. I'm not looking to buy an iMac.