@matigo Tim skipped the shareholder/executive bullshit.
Jony Ive made no appearance. There was no live music show.
I'm briefly getting back my old 2009 13-in MBP. The Mac User group bought it from me when I upgraded to a 15-in in 2011. Now it's being retired & I've been given the job of cleaning it up prior to sale. Similar Macs can be worth ~ $400.
The look on my son's face, when he opened his birthday present & saw it was flattened cardboard.
I said "You did say you wanted an ex-box?"
The Liverpool team visited an orphanage in Liverpool. "It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope" said Bradley aged 6.
I saw a play where the cast were suspended by ropes above the surface of the stage. I must congratulate them on a floorless performance!
I bought a book on eBay called, 'How to scam idiots on eBay'…
That was 3 months ago, and it's still not arrived yet.
I saw Michael J Fox at a garden centre the other day. Recognised him straight away, he had his back to the fuchsias.