I was in a pharmacy a few hours ago, during a dizzy spell when I was having trouble standing. A demented little bastard arsewipe ankle-biter was dancing & cavorting about. I had to ask the vile turd to please slow down as I might fall over any time & he could get crushed.

Rehydration started with 400 ml of peach-flavoured iced tea. I'll have some black tea with Vimto after some food.

I've drunk a litre of milk and taken a couple of antacid tablets. Drove home with the heater turned way up to reduce the shivers. Get some food into my system & stay hydrated is the plan.

Festering Arseholes……

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It's a cool day, not really cold yet I'm shivering like a dog pooping razor blades.

Feeling rotten. Dizzy spell almost made me fall in a shopping mall. Headache & sore joints. #Unpleasant

Apparently civilian GPS units suddenly became very accurate at the time of the first Gulf War: more units were needed for the military than could be supplied, so civilian devices were ordered and satellite restrictions lifted for the duration.

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You're having no luck at all with that thing, are you?

@kdfrawg At the car wash yesterday, a woman whose SUV wouldn't . start reached under the driver's seat and produced a jump-starter no larger than a hardcover novel. Those things are amazing, she said it was easier to keep using that device than to determine the electrical fault as it never seemed to go wrong at the service centre.

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•drops EMP device on you• #InstantOldSchool

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