Legend has it that when one of his neighbours asked him to invent a way to get water from the river to his fields, Archimedes said, "Don't ask me. I'd probably just screw it up."

How odd: a tale of two DVDs. One burned using Toast 11, one with iDVD 7. The Toast one will not play on any of my computers but is OK on home DVDs. No such restrictions from the iDVD recording.

Tried to burn a DVD today from a disk image using Disk Utility but the option has gone from there. It's now in the Finder. Control or right-click on a disk image & select "burn from disk image." Really simple.

Activity Monitor reports iDVD is using 116.7% of my MacBook Air's CPU. Memory is under the hammer as well, under a GB of free RAM & two 1.07 GB swapfiles created.

Sometimes I use really big words which I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.

4th of July Pro Tip: If you're looking for quality, never buy fireworks from a guy with more than seven fingers.

I got thrown out of the cinema for taking my own food yesterday.

Been ages since I've had a barbecue.

If you're dating a dominatrix, never ever suggest it's time to hit the sack.

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