Occasionally Twitter will throw up some absolute gems. Then utterly mangle them with the weird timeline. Case in point: User @dontdoitdonald has (so far) posted 14 tweets, each being four lines of what appears to be a delightfully uncomplimentary epic anti-Trump poem.
It makes sense when viewed using an app like TweetBot but it's all over the shop on the Twitter website.

The story so far: http://d.pr/n/HF1mcb

On Saturday I visited the Arthur's Seat Eagle Skylift, some 70 km from home. https://aseagle.com.au/ The distance covered by the skylift is 1.03 km, but to go by the zig-zag road linking the base station with the summit is 3.1 km. Mind you, the trip by gondola takes 14 minutes each way.

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ew

Catz

Everything is bigger in Texas. Texas has more wind generating capacity than Australia & Canada COMBINED.

Replacement set-top box collected. Up & running. Amazing that I can get HD digital TV without have to upgrade from a VHF antenna.

I sound my barbaric #yawp over the roofs of the world.

I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction. My copy of the script said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'

Tea with honey. Very soothing for an irritated throat.

Found the cat playing with something shiny & metallic on the lounge room floor - the missing fork is back in the fold.

Fuck. I'm seeing article about the iPhone 9’s release date, features, specifications & rumours.

The iPhone 8 has yet to arrive & these twonks are waffling on about the next one?

Fuck off.