Dear American novelists: stop it. If you mean "discomfort," then use that word. "Discomfit" is ugly in this context and "discomfiture" should be hung, drawn & quartered, burnt at the stake, boiled in oil and shunned. It's both excessive & unnecessary.
There's a new razor designed for dyslexics.
It's the best thing since sliced beard.
Hello you've reached my voice mail.
Please leave your name, number and a damn good reason why this conversation couldn't be done over text.
How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?
Ask them to pronounce unionised.
One of the boys in my English class has bought a Harry Potter replica wand.
I find this ironic, as he's dyslexic, and therefore can't spell
I told myself I should stop drinking…
But I’m not about to listen to some drunk who talks to himself.
Just seen that there's a nudist convention on in town next week…
Might go if I've got nothing on.