I now have a screaming mother's bitch of a headache. #ThrobFuckenThrob.

Almost 6 am, I have managed a reasonable amount of sleep without gastric reflux or nasal congestion interruption.

Damn. A return bout of dermatitis on my hands. This means a minimum of four digits with bandaids in five affected areas.

A young lad from Bombay,
On a slow boat to China one day
Was attacked at the tiller
By a sex-starved gorilla.
And China is such a long way.

Taking lots of antacids. Have to sit or stand for 30 minutes before bed for them to start working. #Ørk

There was a young lass from Dundee
Who was raped by an ape in a tree.
Their offspring was most horrid,
All arse & no forehead,*
Four balls and a purple goatee.

  • pronounced in the classical way as "forr-edd."

Headline bullshit. "New jailbreak tweak brings a MacBook Pro-style Touch Bar to your iPhone."

Da fuk?

It's already a touch-activated surface!!

After a horrid night of nasal congestion & gastric reflux issues, it's almost noon & I'm still in bed. (With a headache & a cat).
#TwoHoursIsNotEnoughSleep

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