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@matigo 4k 21.5-inch. 16 GB RAM, 1TB Fusion drive, 3.0 GHz quad core i5.

// @jussipekonen

@matigo I was going past the store on my way to a meeting so I left early.

Woot! I haz collected my new iMac!

@matigo Yet you're right. It's ready for pickup.

@matigo Unlikely.

It's the waiting that gets to me. I'm expecting the Apple Store to send me an email in 3 days saying my iMac is ready for pickup. Such anticipation!

Found a box of Viagra last night.
Bloody things didn't work

Turns out they're past their swell by date.

3.14% of sailors…

are πrates.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three.

A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.

I'm in so much in debt…

I could start a government.