I'm in so much in debt…
I could start a government.
I made the mistake of asking Siri "What do women want?"
My iPhone's not stopped talking for three days.
My therapist set down half a glass of water, asked if I was an optimist or a pessimist.
I drank the water & told him I was a problem solver.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives me hope for our next generation.
I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're.
There so stupid.
@gtwilson No. I only ever used punch cards on a one-day visit to a regional university in year 11 at secondary school. This was in 1975. We had a fiddle with the big beast of a computer in the physics department. Pretty sure it was the only such thing on campus in those days.
I've found a couple of British detective novel series that I'm really enjoying. Even better, both are available as Kindle Unlimited titles, so they cost me nothing but the KU monthly fee.
@tomas Just managed to keep a bit of cold battered white fish down, so things is improving.