Everyone knows Google doesn't replace servers when they go down.
When a high enough percentage of their servers on a planet fail, they simply launch a few vehicles into orbit, destroy the biosphere with a nuclear bombardment (to protect trade secrets and company IP), then relocate the entire company to a new planet and build a search engine for whatever civilization is there.
It's much more efficient.
A terrorist attack has blown away two local houses, one made of straw & the other made of wood.
Police think that its probably a lone wolf.
I don't cook much.
Does anyone know how much vodka you're supposed to add to cheese on toast?
"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry… Because I always back up my rage with facts and well documented sources."
The Credible Hulk.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
When I was younger a selfie was something we had to do when the wife wasn't in the mood.
To the scumbag that stole 100 cans of Red Bull from my shop!!!
I don't know how you can sleep at night!
Just because something is meant for kids doesn't mean it won't be amusing for adults.
Boobs are a great example of this.