A terrorist attack has blown away two local houses, one made of straw & the other made of wood.
Police think that its probably a lone wolf.
I don't cook much.
Does anyone know how much vodka you're supposed to add to cheese on toast?
"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry… Because I always back up my rage with facts and well documented sources."
The Credible Hulk.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
When I was younger a selfie was something we had to do when the wife wasn't in the mood.
To the scumbag that stole 100 cans of Red Bull from my shop!!!
I don't know how you can sleep at night!
Just because something is meant for kids doesn't mean it won't be amusing for adults.
Boobs are a great example of this.
@matigo That's the plan. The Men's Shed group has a BBQ day each month, I keep some aside for those days.
I'm no butcher but I'm happy with that job. One whole lump of 30-day aged scotch fillet cut into 10 ½-inch thick steaks. Each steak in turn measures a rough square measuring about 3 inches per side. It's beautiful meat, tasty & juicy.
@matigo this stuff has been pasteurised but that's all that's been done to it. No homogenisation to distribute minute fat globules, no addition or subtraction of protein to maintain a "balanced" product (which tastes watery at best anyway). This stuff varies its fat & protein as the seasons progress. There are other milks made solely from Jersey cows but they're all homogenised and don't feel right on the tongue or in the mouth.