Found a box of Viagra last night.
Bloody things didn't work
Turns out they're past their swell by date.
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three.
A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
I made the mistake of asking Siri "What do women want?"
My iPhone's not stopped talking for three days.
My therapist set down half a glass of water, asked if I was an optimist or a pessimist.
I drank the water & told him I was a problem solver.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives me hope for our next generation.
I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're.
There so stupid.
@gtwilson No. I only ever used punch cards on a one-day visit to a regional university in year 11 at secondary school. This was in 1975. We had a fiddle with the big beast of a computer in the physics department. Pretty sure it was the only such thing on campus in those days.