Wonfering why the Magsafe connector in my hand wouldn't fit the receptacle in the MacBook Pro. Because the 2011 MBP uses the old narrow thicker MagSafe port. I was trying to fit the wider thin plug for the 2014 MacBook Air. Have to get a MagSafe 1 to 2 adaptor & stick it onto the old charger cable near the end so it can do both Macs.
Senators William Spong of Virginia and Hiram Fong of Hawaii
sponsored a bill recommending the mass ringing of church bells
to welcome the arrival in Hong Kong of the U.S. Table Tennis
Team after its tour of Communist China.
The bill failed to pass, cheating the Senate out of passing
the "Spong-Fong Hong Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong Bell Bill."
Do you know someone who seems to know everything?
When asked why, they say, "A little birdie told me."
Did you know they probably aren't lying? It is a little known fact that there are little birds that fly very fast, are never seen, and they are everywhere. - Thus, these creatures are called "Flies Unseen Everywhere" or FUE for short. These birds have an extensive communications network, and they can generally find out anything from anywhere quite quickly.
Some of these birds befriend certain individuals and communicate with them by making clucking sounds, much like a chicken.
They are not dumb like chickens, however, and can establish a sort of clucking language with the lucky person they befriend.
This person is then the one who is always in the know; one step ahead of the competition. And those people who seem to be in the dark? Those who just don't get it? Those who's standard response to any given question is, "Huh?"
Why I think it should be pretty obvious to all, now, that the reason is simply because they don't have a clucking FUE.
Shortly after the Korean War, the son of then South Korean
President Syngman Rhee was hired as a Life Magazine cor-
respondent. The younger Rhee was a remarkably kind, gentle
and considerate man, but he had one problem: He loved to
drink and sometimes was gone on a bender for days.
On one occasion, Rhee was missing for three days before some-
one at the magazine's office finally suggested they look for
him. Other correspondents and even the police were involved
in the search. Finally, about two weeks later, a policeman
walked into a tavern, looked at the man slumped over the bar
and cried,
"Ah, Sweet Mr. Rhee of Life, at last I've found you!"
@JeremyCherfas Pumpkins are wonderful vegetables, have always been popular in Australia. Mashed, roasted, as a main soup ingredient, in stir-fries. my Dad grew aerial pumpkins, usually butternut 
or golden nugget 
varieties with the vine being grown along a wire mesh fence.
Here we call them pumpkins if they have yellow/orange flesh, otherwise they're squashes.
// @skematica @hazardwarning @kdfrawg
@skematica Weird scones you have. Out here, scones use flour milk & butter. They're only sweet if fruit is added. Dates & raisins are favourites.
// @kdfrawg
The inventor of the text message has died.
The inventor of autocorrect is said to be demonstrated.
When I was young I did stupid things because I didn't know any better. Now I know better and do stupid things because I miss being young.
@kdfrawg The stream marker isn't active yet. I saw that error myself a few days back.
// @skematica
@kdfrawg Earlier in Cappuccino's development, it behaved differently on the iPhone when saved to the desktop vs opened from a bookmark. The difference was when opened from a bookmark in a browser, tapping a photo opened it in a new window. Tapping a photo when opened from the desktop had the photo taking over the session. You had to quit the desktop app & reopen it to get back in.
But that was then. Now photos don't zoom off to a larger size on an iPhone regardless of whether it's via the desktop or a bookmark.
// @skematica