Sometimes I use really big words which I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.
4th of July Pro Tip: If you're looking for quality, never buy fireworks from a guy with more than seven fingers.
I got thrown out of the cinema for taking my own food yesterday.
Been ages since I've had a barbecue.
Safety razor my arse. Slipped while changing the blade. Sliced side of a finger just under the nail. Would not stop bleeding until three sticking plasters were applied.
Swapped to the folding keyboard. Farr better experience all round. The keys are also more logically placed. Certain punctuation marks on the other one were in odd locations.
Just found the Bluetooth keyboard case I bought to use with the Android tablet I bought in amoment of weakness a few years ago. It's not intended for use with the 5th gen iPad but it can be made to fit.
It works but the spacebar requires a very firm press to register.
Not worth the bother. In future I'll use the folding Bluetooth instead: its keys are bigger (whole keyboard is wider) and don't have the rubbery feel of this POS.