fuck off. I'll do it my way. https://www.lifehacker.com.au/2017/07/put-only-the-apps-that-are-good-for-you-on-your-phones-home-screen/
Wasn't much fun taking Mum home from hospital on Wed afternoon. Caught up in traffic going home from the CBD, left just after 4 pm. Next Wed I have to get her there by that same time. No fun.
An American tourist is visiting Russia, and he's talking with a Russian about the fact that not many people in Russia own cars.
American: "I can't believe you don't have cars here! How do you get to work?"
Russian: "We take the bus, or the subway. We have public
transportation everywhere."
A: "Well, how do you go on vacations?"
R: "We take the train."
A: "Well, what if you want to go abroad?"
R: "We don't ever want go abroad."
A: "Well, what if you really HAVE to go abroad?"
R: "We take tanks."
@literary I have a black 80 GB iPod Classic that still works fine, except the screen is cracked.
// @jussipekonen @streakmachine @joeo10 @morrick
@jussipekonen I have a stick-type iPod Shuffle (the one without controls other than a switch) plus a 6th gen Nano (watch type) and somewhere there's a 5th gen Nano but I can't find it at present. Do they count?
// @streakmachine @morrick
I had an almost incoherently over-spiced goat curry with rice for dinner at a Sri Lankan cafe. The meat was very tender but so over-spiced it was otherwise tasteless. Amazingly, I've had no gastric reflux issues from that meal.
Scenario: You have two coloured candles, one red, the other green.
Which candle burns longer; the red one or the green one?
Neither. They both burn shorter.