Did I just consume the better part of a litre of intense coffee ice cream? I fear so, judging by a now empty container.

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

Some folks just got no idea. They should come here, we got a place for such numpties: Federal Parliament. FFS, the Atourney General who patently has no knowledge of computers or communications whatsoever thinks he can negotiate a "back door" for "security purposes" with Apple.
Complete dick.

Following on from Saturday night's encounter with a suspected deer (it was dark & hard to positively identify although it looked like it had antlers) a friend who used to live in that area says they're in plague proportions as there's no culling process.

I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..

I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

Could it really be there's been no posts here for almost 30 minutes?