I just had to take my chameleon to the vets as he can’t change colour anymore.

He’s been diagnosed with a reptile dysfunction.

What gets longer when it's pulled..

Fits between breasts..

Inserts neatly into a hole..

And works best when jerked?

A seat belt.

My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex.

But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia.

High Sierra is strange on the MacBook Air: under normal running conditions it shows around 360 GB free from a total of 500 GB.
Yet when it boots up, it starts with anything between 330 to 350 GB free then finds more space somehow.

well that’s fucken stupid

Walking cane not so good for this affliction. I’ll probably upgrade to a forearm crutch tomorrow.

Still have a lingering pain in my right ankle. Occasionally it becomes a sharp stabbing pain and if I’m walking I stumble & almost fall. Time to locate my collapsible walking cane again.

Awkward! What’s using up all your space? Maybe you can shove something off onto an ext drive? When I had a 128 GB MacBook Air I was paranoid about never going below 40 GB of free space.

iOS 11.0.3 is out. Oddly, my iPhone SE, iPod Touch & iPad 5 automatically downloaded the update, leaving me to manually install it. Previously, I had to manually search for & download such updates.

Sharp pain in right ankle. Almost impossible to walk. Painkillers engaged!