69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.

Just handed in my too weak notice.

I asked my boss "What do you want me to do with this 6 metre roll of bubble wrap?"

He said "Just pop it in the corner".

It took me four days!

One of the best videos I've seen on multi-tasking & split-screen usage has been from our old mate Don McAllister on ScreenCasts Online.

I have extra-greasy fingers which tend to mess up an iPad screen in no time at all. I found a ballpoint pen with a rubber stylus and am using that, I'm mostly a one-finger typist anyway. That said, the secondary characters on the iPad keyboard work better with a finger.

I updated the iPod Touch first, in case there were issues. Then the SE followed by the iPad. The OS is a true game-changer on the iPad.

“How's life in Switzerland treating you?"

“Well, the national flag is a big plus."

@thrrgilag Nonsense! Make it with Red Bull instead.

Used SlideOver in iOS 11 on the iPad with Contacts app riding over Apple Maps and drag & drop to add a business' details from Maps to Contacts.

I used info from ScreenCasts Online & Take Control of iOS 11 to work out how to get it done.

You know you’re getting old when you realise all your high school friends are in their 50s & 60s or already deceased.