My mate hates it when I put his chocolate bars in other chocolate bar wrappers.
It gets his Snickers in a Twix.
Boss: "You've been late three days this week, do you know what that means?"
Me: "It's Wednesday?"
If America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, would it create mass confusion?
Just called the Sea Life Centre for some tickets.
They said my call would be recorded for training porpoises.
An annoyance I've noticed on High Sierra is that I've had to completely rebuild the list of startup items on both the iMac & MacBook Air. On both, the 19 items were reduced to a mere 3. I first noticed it on the iMac yesterday, I was able to use the list on the MBA to reconstruct the list.
I worked fro memory when fixing the MBA's list.
@matigo 27 days standby https://www.finder.com.au/nokia-3310-3g-review
https://www.pcworld.idg.com.au/article/627919/hmd-bring-back-nokia-3310-3g/?utmmedium=rss&utmsource=taxonomyfeed
Just been checking news items in the Opera browser. It's Sept 28th & articles released one hour ago by Macworld Australia are letting us know that iOS 11 will be released on Sept 19th & macOS 10·13 on the 25th.
Duh!
In further news, though, Australia will be the first country to get the 3G version of the rehashed Nokia 3310 (with Snake game) and it will retail for $89.
My sexual fetishes have slowly been getting more perverse.
It wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realised I had hit rock bottom.
Found my old FlipVideo camera. Charged it on the iMac for five hours & achieved nothing. Partially dismantled it & after I snapped it back together, it powered up briefly. Charging it again on the iMac & it’s mounting as an ext drive.