Just checked the balance of my monthly allowance on the iPad: it expired today with $13 of credit remaining. Provider is generous though, even if I had recharged tomorrow instead of a few minutes ago, the unused balance would carry over.

Just set an alarm on the iPad using The Ride of the Valkerie as the alarm sound.

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

On my gravestone I want it to say

"I didn't forward the text message to 15 friends"

I always keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge, just in case anyone wants a black coffee.

I bought my 2014 MBA from such a place. That shop has struck a deal with Apple: Every year they get first dibs on 2-yr-old ex-Apple executive MacBook Airs that have the highest possible specification at the time.
Mine was still paired to the former user's Magic Mouse.

Excellent news.

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I definitely have the latest Sierra installer, but at my upload speeds it would take 9 or more hours to get it into shareable online storage. The link turned out to be a bust, it was a .pkg that Pacifist app couldn't open.

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