@streakmachine Don't forget to mumble, mispronounce brand names, subtly blur the video and apply a bit of shake as well. Make sure you appear not to know your subject matter. Above all, do not line up the camera with anything that's level or square. Work out the average user's attention span & exceed it. Use a boring atonal voice or, better yet, a machine translation that just sounds plain wrong.
Just checked the balance of my monthly allowance on the iPad: it expired today with $13 of credit remaining. Provider is generous though, even if I had recharged tomorrow instead of a few minutes ago, the unused balance would carry over.
Just set an alarm on the iPad using The Ride of the Valkerie as the alarm sound.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
On my gravestone I want it to say
"I didn't forward the text message to 15 friends"
I always keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge, just in case anyone wants a black coffee.
@indigo I bought my 2014 MBA from such a place. That shop has struck a deal with Apple: Every year they get first dibs on 2-yr-old ex-Apple executive MacBook Airs that have the highest possible specification at the time.
Mine was still paired to the former user's Magic Mouse.