Getting the decorations out of the loft, I found an old copy of the 1977 Radio Times, or as its called now, The Sex Offenders Register.
If you're sky diving and your parachute doesn't deploy, don't worry..
You have the rest of your life to fix it.
A British prisoner has squeezed four smuggled mobile phones out of his arse.
All chargers have been dropped.
It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay.
I was searching for cigarette lighters but found over 15,000 matches.
I just read the worst page in the entire dictionary.
It was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Contacted medical clinic re Friday’s x-rays: all clear, no cracks or fractures to the ribs following the car crash last week.
Yesterday I was helping friends to set up their new Retina iMac & they couldn't find the driver discs for the multi-function printer. It has wi-fi connectivity, plus ethernet & USB, so I connected it via wi-fi to their broadband router and the printer part became available under Printers & Scanners in System Preferences. However, the scanner wasn't showing up.
Next I opened Image Capture, which detected the scanner then downloaded & installed the necessary software to get the scanner working in Image Capture & Preview.
They're happy enough with that, having come from a cranky & unresponsive Windoze 10 setup.
Sleep proving to be quite elusive. Gastric reflux issues, mainly. Just popped a pair of antacid tablets.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I thought it was Ben, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.