Make that 24 minutes of preparation. #FUTM

How about this for an idea, Time Machine? How about doing the fucking backup instead of preparing - which you’ve been doing for the last 14 fucking minutes.

Think about my statement. It's obvious.

Testing the waterproofness or otherwise of a 6th gen iPod Touch case bought recently. I have a dead iPod Touch that was killed by being drowned so it’s not so vital if the test fails.

Plus we have tea & coffee

// @kdfrawg

Same as it ever was. Very clever. https://youtu.be/nSuregWhlWk

Fireworks display. Dogs in the neighbourhood going bonkers. Owners were warned over a week ago, so the beasties should be indoors.

Interesting. The surface bruise from my car crash 10 days ago has mostly disappeared. Although the bruising to the ribcage just below the collarbone is still painful.

It was my first experience of an imported sheep's milk cheese other than Roquefort. It inspired me to locate local sheep dairies, one offers $10 tasting platters with samples of 8 - 10 sheep, goat & cow's milk cheese to sample, along with water crackers to cleanse the palate between varieties. Such tasting platters are a meal in themselves. You also get a score sheet & a pencil.