@streakmachine Here’s one you could put to work:
Now I wish I hadn’t checked the weather forecast. Seems we’re not going to have a high temperature later today. It’s 5°C now at 00:47.
Maximum temp expected to be 13°.
Still two weeks shy of the official start of winter.
@streakmachine Maybe the kids would get to sleep easier if they were the inebriated ones……..
@matigo Bring your cholesterol back down. Dairy fats are healthier than any margarines.
Was given some potatoes today, too many at Mum’s place. I’m haven’t old-fashioned chip-shop chips tonight, cooked in ghee. My late father told of the 5-pound tins of butter concentrate used in the the Army cook-houses: he reckoned it was the best chip-cooking medium. Butter concentrate is a clarified butter product that’s stable in the tropics where Dad served in WW2.
@streakmachine I have seen the thoroughly unhygienic circumstances/premises our local Dominos works in. It's a wonder there have been no deaths associated with food poisoning.
@streakmachine Not sure they're employers of good drivers, either. One of them did this to our mailboxes 10 weeks ago.

Set the iPhone somehow to send its audio from SoundCloud app to the HomePod. Now playing a random selection of Antti Martikainen tracks. Most enjoyable.