@variablepulserate cream cheese & a slice of tomato or small pickled onion
Classic signs of depression evident in my life right now. It sneaks up behind you and beats all resistance & joy out of one.
A mathematical limerick:
A dozen, a gross and a score;
Plus three times the square root of four;
Divided by seven;
Plus five times eleven;
is nine squared and not a bit more.
@js Might be significantly lower where you are. Here, it’s AU$469, a whole $30 less. Whoopee.
A recent report claims that the French European affairs minister, Nathalie Loiseau, had named her cat “Brexit.” Loiseau told the Journal du Dimanche that she chose the name because “he wakes me up every morning meowing to death because he wants to go out, and then when I open the door he stays in the middle, undecided, and then gives me evil looks when I put him out.”
@js I found this in my Notes app, dated December 10, 2016:
In the pub the other night, I overheard three very hefty women talking. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked: "Hello, are you three bonny lassies from Scotland?" One of them screeched: "It's Wales, Wales, you idiot!" So I apologised and replied: "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?" And that's the last thing I remember.
Older sister is visiting Mum for a week. They wanted to visit our younger sister now the renovations on her small house have been completed, but Mum’s car is no longer safe to drive.
I offered to take them down, my car could have done the job but it would have been a bit of a squeeze.
The problem’s been solved, one of my brothers dropped of one of his diesel Ford Mondeos for them to use.