@japchap Try McHale's Navy, rather than Gilligan's Island.
// @matigo
@larand Time is an artificial construct. It was invent by mankind to stop everything happening at once.
// @matigo @indigo
Local council's cultural centre has a dozen portable screens/pinboards that need renovation/repair. Our Men's Shed has accepted the job, manager says he'll be happy if the job is done by December.
@streakmachine You'd still have to train a kitten. And AFAIK, kittens don't do diapers so well…..
// @hazardwarning