With all the kerfuffle & hoo-har involved in getting the iPhone Se to download its updates, I expected a similar problem when it came to the iPad. So naturally, nothing went wrong.

Started updating iPad Mini 2 to iOS 10.

Worked

Pissed off with DigiDNA. They set an email telling me I qualified for a free upgrade to iMazing 2 on my Mac. Duly downloaded it and now the slimy pricks are refusing to email the activation code despite claiming they would. #Turds

There was even a carrier update as part of the iOS 10 upgrade.

In desperation, I hit the lock button. When I unlocked the iPhone it stopped the "agree to the new terms" bullshit & let me do the required downloads. Unwanted stock Apple apps such as Apple Watch, Stocks & Find My Friends have been hidden. You don't really delete them, it just appears that way.

I seem to be stuck on an endless loop of agreeing to changed terms and conditions. FUCK YOURSELVES, APPLE, YOU'VE SCREWED UP AGAIN!

WHAT THE UNMENTIONABLE HAVE YOU DONE, APPLE? 14 apps need updating on the iPhone and I HAVE TO AGREE TO CHANGED TERMS AND CONDITIONS (FIFTY-FUCKING PAGES OF THEM) FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM?

iOS 10.0.1 installed on the iPhone SE. System suggested 2 factor authorisation. I skipped this. Last time I tried 2FA with Apple it nearly ended in MURDER. The recovery key that Apple issued turned out to be invalid, somehow. So fuck that for a joke. Can't recall quite how I got out of that 2FA debacle but the disaster is deeply etched on my soul.

Tweedledum & Tweedledee?