keep that up & you'll disappear.

Two fish in a tank. One says to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

6:30 am on a Sunday. I want to go somewhere for a drive but can't think where.

Nope. You're screwed, now you've started the IBM* process.

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*Irwin Baby Making.

@streakmachine
Fuck it all. They're just arbitrary numbers, really.
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Saved myself a 35km round trip to an out-lying library branch: they have the only audiobook version of a certain novel.
But I have the Bolinda BorrowBox app. I was able to download it onto the iPod Touch.

2017 is taking over where 2016 left off, celebrity-wise. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hurt

I recommend alcohol.

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Australian trivia: Inhabitants of the New South Wales District of Port Phillip city of Melbourne learned of their independence by reading a copy of the Times, delivered by ship on Nov 11th, 1850.

The Australian Colonies Government Act required NSW to cede its rich southern pasturelands to a new colony named Victoria, which would be ruled from Melbourne.

The news was contained in a small article on page 5, nestled between notice of an amendment to the Dog Act and an advert for an impotence cure.