@jussipekonen keep that up & you'll disappear.
Two fish in a tank. One says to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
@matigo Nope. You're screwed, now you've started the IBM* process.
// @thedan84
*Irwin Baby Making.
Saved myself a 35km round trip to an out-lying library branch: they have the only audiobook version of a certain novel.
But I have the Bolinda BorrowBox app. I was able to download it onto the iPod Touch.
2017 is taking over where 2016 left off, celebrity-wise. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hurt
Australian trivia: Inhabitants of the New South Wales District of Port Phillip city of Melbourne learned of their independence by reading a copy of the Times, delivered by ship on Nov 11th, 1850.
The Australian Colonies Government Act required NSW to cede its rich southern pasturelands to a new colony named Victoria, which would be ruled from Melbourne.
The news was contained in a small article on page 5, nestled between notice of an amendment to the Dog Act and an advert for an impotence cure.
This would appear to be an open admission that the ambulance servive just can't cope with the load. http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/ambulance-victoria-calls-for-citizen-firstresponders-to-help-respond-to-critical-triple0-medical-emergencies/news-story/32d69f8bd4198970b64dba4722467943