End of daylight savings time. That's why my computer 's time is earlier than the house dumb clocks.

Fruitjuice app says I need to run my MBP on battery for 20 minutes more today to reach the target for battery health. It also says I have 11 minutes of battery life. So I'm giving it a tickle-up charge from the old somewhat dodgy MBA charger. Won't deliver as many amps but will charge it eventually.

About 7 hours since my reflux blurb, feeling rather better, counteracted the effect with two strategies: calcium from greek yogurt & a big glass of Eno, a sodium carbonate/bicarbonate antacid with a hint of lemonish flavour. Actually worked.

I'm sending the ambulance around to you now. A&E or mental asylum? Your choice.

We're quite fortunate in that respect, there are several local companies that market & mill steel-cut oats. I like to make up a big batch of porridge then save it in the fridge to be parcelled out for the next week or so.

// @kdfrawg

Can't sleep. major gastric upsettedness from having too-spicy Thai fish cakes for dinner.

#KillMeNow

Testing the Yawpology of this thing.

I sound my barbaric #yawp over the roofs of the world.

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Philippe Philoppe!