Take one dead 20+ year old fan heater & cut off its 2.8 metre-long power cable. Then unscrew the base of the newer fan heater & remove its 1.6 metre power cable, replacing it with the one from the old heater. Easy fix.

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

Just used the official Mac Twitter app for the first time in years. I needed to save a search & no other method worked.

When I got home last night I swapped the iPad into a superior case with a fixed cover. Better safe than sorry.

I dropped my new iPad yesterday, face down onto concrete, I was left holding the smart cover. Fortunately it was smooth concrete and it was in an iPad Air case, with securing clips standing proud of the screen. Those clips took the full impact. #phew

Try 48-hour projectile leprosy.

Once upon a time I could lift & carry 20 kg bags of cement. But now my back has deteriorated to the point where carrying a single piece of 16mm thick chipboard a metre square is a struggle.

I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

A midget clairvoyant has escaped from legal custody. Police described him as a small medium at large.

Today's weather forecast. Good thing I have a heavy coat. 2017-04-27 at 08.25.png