@matigo This is tomorrow calling: https://youtu.be/bnr5eCEoXro
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm?
Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
Did I just consume the better part of a litre of intense coffee ice cream? I fear so, judging by a now empty container.
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
@matigo Some folks just got no idea. They should come here, we got a place for such numpties: Federal Parliament. FFS, the Atourney General who patently has no knowledge of computers or communications whatsoever thinks he can negotiate a "back door" for "security purposes" with Apple.
Complete dick.
Following on from Saturday night's encounter with a suspected deer (it was dark & hard to positively identify although it looked like it had antlers) a friend who used to live in that area says they're in plague proportions as there's no culling process.