Consider a Fritz!Box, then. Although they can be expensive, they're extremely good.

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Most frustrating. My arthritic left knee (the thing that restricts walking more than 800 metre in one go) is exceptionally bad today. I can't bend it far without great pain. And yet, once I'm seated in the car I have no trouble at all in operating the clutch pedal. Go figure.

Intended to buy a reverse-cycle umbrella from the post Office today but the bastards were shut due to a national post office holiday. Plus it’s New Year’s Day on Monday, so the joint won’t open again until Tuesday. A reverse-cycle umbrella is one that closes upwards & opens down, making it very handy for use in a car

Reckon I may have had a bit of a thirst to kill. Suffice to say, I’ve just polished off a full one litre carton of iced coffee-flavoured soy “milk.”

They offered a plain chevre goat cheese (fresh curd) and fresh curd cow's milk cheese, plus cow & goat fetas; semi-mature goat-milk cheese; goat & cow mould-ripened (brie/camembert style) & matured goat & cow cheeses.
I'd have liked to try the mature & mould-ripened ones.

Well, until the Caucasian race arrived in Oz, there was ZERO population of water buffalo here.

North American beasties are bison, as I understand it. These critters are descendants of both riverine & swamp type Asian water buffalo and extend from China across Asia & into southern regions of Europe, such as the Balkans & Italy.

Water buffalo run wild in the Top End. Escaped domestic beasties.

And anyway, the place was full of bloody tourists, of which demographic I do not consider myself to belong. I’m a potential repeat purchaser. Just mot at those prices. And they charge for cheese tastings, other places don’t. Not going back.

Cheese place I visited was too expensive. Tasting plates with crackers & samples of 4 cheeses was $32. Other places charge $10 for 8 to 10 different cheeses which add up to more than ½ the weight of those at the pricy place.